{"id":1020,"date":"2025-12-24T06:32:18","date_gmt":"2025-12-24T06:32:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/?p=1020"},"modified":"2025-12-24T06:32:18","modified_gmt":"2025-12-24T06:32:18","slug":"grandma-and-grandpa-were-visiting-their-kids-overnight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/?p=1020","title":{"rendered":"Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grandpa noticed a bottle of Viagra in his son\u2019s medicine cabinet and asked if he could try one.<\/p>\n<p>The son replied,\u00a0<em>\u201cI don\u2019t think you should take one, Dad \u2014 they\u2019re very strong and very expensive.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Grandpa asked,\u00a0<em>\u201cHow much?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cTen dollars per pill,\u201d<\/em>\u00a0answered the son.<\/p>\n<p>Grandpa didn\u2019t mind.\u00a0<em>\u201cI\u2019d still like to try one,\u201d<\/em>\u00a0he said,\u00a0<em>\u201cand before we leave in the morning, I\u2019ll leave the money under the pillow.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The next morning, the son found\u00a0<strong>$110<\/strong>\u00a0under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said,\u00a0<em>\u201cI told you each pill was $10, not $110.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Grandpa chuckled and replied,\u00a0<em>\u201cI know. The hundred is from Grandma!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandpa noticed a bottle of Viagra in his son\u2019s medicine cabinet and asked if he could try one. The son replied,\u00a0\u201cI don\u2019t think you should take one, Dad \u2014 they\u2019re&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1021,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1020"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1022,"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020\/revisions\/1022"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}