{"id":450,"date":"2025-12-07T13:39:14","date_gmt":"2025-12-07T13:39:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/?p=450"},"modified":"2025-12-07T13:39:14","modified_gmt":"2025-12-07T13:39:14","slug":"little-johnny-failed-his-mathematics-test-completely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/?p=450","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny failed his math test dismally.<\/p>\n<p>His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad.<br \/>\nWhen he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway. \u201cWhy did you fail your math test?\u201d he asked.<br \/>\nLittle Johnny shrugged and said: \u201cMy teacher isn\u2019t very good.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-6\">\n<div id=\"thenewzpost.com_responsive_2\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23293390090\/thenewzpost.com\/thenewzpost.com_responsive_2_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Johnny\u2019s father was astonished by his excuse and urged him to expand. \u201cWell, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo?\u201d his father replied.<br \/>\n\u201cThen on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2 = 8,\u201d explained the child.,\u201cIf she doesn\u2019t know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home that afternoon, his&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":451,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":452,"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions\/452"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rinreports.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}